This one I don’t understand. I got it in the form of an e-mail from a reader. But upon further investigation I was saddened to find out that poor people like David Hasselhoff.
Baywatch was a piece of crap show. It was merely an excuse for people who couldn’t afford cable to get their jerk sessions [...]
Yes, the gentleman pictured above loves his bicycle. The poor population (in the interest of not getting a DUI) always use their bike during non work hours. Mr. Hankins would get PISSED if he found out you used his 1978 company van to go pick up your 12 pack of milwaukee’s best.
I’ve lived poor before, [...]
Ahh the smell of mothballs. I liken it to the smell of a vintage Parisian wine. But poor people associate it with the smell of fashion. Yep, if you need a new wardrobe when you’re in a financial bind, your only likely option is the thrift store.
You’ll be the talk of the town outside of [...]
Yes thats right, poor people are infatuated with RC Cola. For a drink thats been around for 103 years you think they would have gained a market share vs. Pepsi and Coca Cola. Wrong.
It just goes to show that when poor people endorse your product you’re bound to a life of mediocrity. The taste of [...]
Poor people LOVE Wal-Mart. Thats a known fact. But most people only know the saying, they don’t know the meaning. No one ponders anymore like great philosophers used to “why do poor people love Wal-Mart?”. Well, since I have your attention, let me tell you why exactly poor people do in fact….. love Wal-Mart.
Wal-Mart has [...]
Why wouldn’t poor people like Ramen? I mean to them it is *TECHNICALLY* meat. They think beef flavor or chicken flavor means exactly that. What else can you feed your entire family with for less money than a bag of Doritos (which are delicious by the way if you can afford them)?
And if they manage [...]
Picture This:
Its been a hard day. You’ve been working your ass off leaning against that shovel doing repair work for your states local DOT. The stink of Marlboro Lights permeates from your mustache. You need refreshing. And fast. You hop in your 1986 Ford F-150 and rush back to the house you share with your [...]
Why do poor people like George Bush? Simple answer, he took the one thing every poor person needs, and gave it to them for free. Yep. That stimulus check made poor people like ol’ W.
I predict more negative than positive will come from it though, because as we have learned in the past, you can’t [...]