Stuff Poor People Like

Why do poor people like George Bush? Simple answer, he took the one thing every poor person needs, and gave it to them for free. Yep. That stimulus check made poor people like ol’ W.

I predict more negative than positive will come from it though, because as we have learned in the past, you can’t give poor people anything. Within days of the checks rolling out I predict an immediate shortage of Rustler jeans from Wal-Mart. How is this at all negative? Well I’m glad you asked.

You see, the poor population and the local illegal immigrant population are similar in only one way. They F*CKING LOVE Rustler Jeans. The problem is, these illegals won’t be getting a stimulus check, giving all the local poor people the Rustler jean buying power.

In retaliation, the immigrants will strike, driving all the poor white folks’ heating and air conditioning businesses to their knees, until they are forced to return their Rustler jeans to Wal-Mart and raise the illegal immigrants pay.

(Side note) In this post, I realized that I am actually insane.

Thanks George Bush!!!