Stuff Poor People Like

Poor people LOVE Wal-Mart. Thats a known fact. But most people only know the saying, they don’t know the meaning. No one ponders anymore like great philosophers used to “why do poor people love Wal-Mart?”. Well, since I have your attention, let me tell you why exactly poor people do in fact….. love Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart has everything a poor population could need. From shotguns to car seats, its the one stop shop for Christmas, birthdays, groceries, and even child neglect! Nothing says “I hate you because you’re gay son” like that new glue gun over in crafts you’re going to use to scald his homosexually tainted skin with.

Lets not forget about mom, in between child birthings she may actually find time to wear clothes not from the maternity section. In which case she can check out all the latest fashions including (but not limited to) boot scootin’ apparel, granny panties, and the ever fashionable polka dot moo moo (for bbw only).

Yep, in summation poor people like Wal-Mart for a lot of reasons. But in my opinion its just saying “I’m not quite on the Costco level yet, but I’ll get there”