Stuff Poor People Like

This one I don’t understand. I got it in the form of an e-mail from a reader. But upon further investigation I was saddened to find out that poor people like David Hasselhoff.

Baywatch was a piece of crap show. It was merely an excuse for people who couldn’t afford cable to get their jerk sessions in order. But from the pits of 1000’s of men’s spooge rose a star. THE HOFF!!!!!

The poor population in Germany though seriously adore this guy. For his boyish good looks, and his phenomenal vocal ability.

David Hasselhoff does do a ton for the poor though, so I couldn’t leave this unmentioned. It is rumored that one time The Hoff himself once choked a homeless guy to death, skinned him and cured the hide, and made a new face for Michael Jackson (they’re pals). Michael payed him $50 with which he went to Hardee’s and bought the famous Thickburger from his video. How does this benefit the poor? Someone had to make that Thickburger…….. Goodnight folks.