Stuff Poor People Like

Ahh the smell of mothballs. I liken it to the smell of a vintage Parisian wine. But poor people associate it with the smell of fashion. Yep, if you need a new wardrobe when you’re in a financial bind, your only likely option is the thrift store.

You’ll be the talk of the town outside of Home Depot in your new “Git R Done” shirt you got for .99 cents. Complete with acidic armpit sweat holes pre-installed in your new T-shirt! Makes me want to puke, but the poor just call it portable air conditioning.

Your local thrift store is a great place to pick up chicks to have violent choke sex with though. So I would kind of recommend this for stuff horny people like.